Sports report.

Matthew HaydenThe Cricket.

Just so you know, Mr. Matthew Hayden scored a whopping 380 in a test match against Zimbabwe last Friday. This is the biggest score in history.

He contributed to the Aussie first innings total of 735. It just so happens that the Aussies won by an innings and 175 runs.

I believe that's referred to as a drubbing.

Stephen LarkhamThe Ruggers.

Australia beat Romania 90-8 in its Pool A match at Suncorp Stadium on Saturday, 18 October, scoring 13 tries in the biggest win to date of Rugby World Cup.

Drub-o-la.