I had to laugh when Adobe Creative Suite got stuck:
The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?
If only my fashion sense worked like that.
* I can't believe I didn't know that you're supposed to capitalise the "I" when you write I'm, I've, I'd... How did I miss that? (And sorry for all past transgressions. Wouldn't it be nice to have Find & Replace in Blogger?)