Don't worry. It's not another angsty note with an unsatisfying level of personal detail. You'll be pleased to know I bought a guitar a few weekends ago, so will be trotting out various girly folksongs chock-full of tales about angst, lurve, driving places and l'existence very soon.

No! I'm simply wondering why the bugger those damn Lost people feel the need to i) miss various weeks in their programming schedule and ii) why they put those dumbass filler episodes between what should be a story being told. As if we don't all know exactly what's going on anyway. And as if we don't remember all the stuff that's happened before.

Yes, it's a complicated tale, but no, we don't want all this fluff. Just give us the meat, dammit.

Don't you think you tease us enough?