Stuff my heart!!

I'm leaving my loins in San Francisco, if the US Air Guitar Championships have anything to do with it.

There is a link on the venue's website that's been whispering to me all day... "to register as a contestant click here"...

Where do I find Spandex, Attitude, Spangles, Big Hair, Rock and Wristy Accoutrement in that time?

It's next week!!