I wouldn't exactly call this a bitchy post about a co-worker. I'd call it something more like a blatant poke at a fellow worker's comfort in a toilet-related setting.
A while ago, I found myself in the loo, doing my (quiet) business. Suddenly, in an adjacent cubicle, the earth erupted, the clouds broke, angels sang, and kersplash! Game over!
My cubicle-exit timing strategy was a little off, so I managed to see the lady herself as I left. She looked quite refreshed.
Now I struggle to contain my giggles when I see The Pooper wandering around the hallowed halls of our company, despite my admiration for ladies who aren't afraid to crap the shit out of themselves in a public toilet.
I'm an Australian designer who specialises in digital and cultural work. Most of my career thus far has been on the web, but I'm excited that it's starting to creep out into the real world.
I am the founder of Museum in a Box, making interactive museum objects with simple, fun tech, for wide-as-possible distribution, and I own a company called Good, Form & Spectacle, making design in service to cultural heritage for clients like The British Museum, MoMA, and the Wellcome Trust.
Please visit my LinkedIn profile to find out more about my work.