By Lung S. Liu
hairdresser across the street. for about 70 cents, she'll shave you with a straight razor, shampoo your hair, massage your scalp, and give you a facial as well as a facial massage. she'll also run away when you try to tip her. she'll laugh it off when you tell her she's pretty and that she should hurry up so you can run home and cry when you find out that she's unavailable then she'll come look for you later that day and ask you if you meant it what you said about her being pretty.