Lose weight now, ask me how.

I'm a bit sick of device bloat. Does my phone really need to do all that? Personally, I only want (need?) an address book and the camera.

Stuff needs to get simpler! Build something with a heavily reduced function set... like a voice-activated light switch for home that only needs to know two words, on and off. It doesn't have to be connect to your internet fridge or be able to display my calendar. All it would have to do is turn on and off. That's it.

On that note, why are those lamps that turn on with a clap (fun!) always so hideous?