A poem.

I hope you think of this moment
The next time you eat ice cream,
And I hope you choke to death on it.
Because there's nothing like putting your trust in something
Non-threatening
And having it TURN ON YOU, YOU ASSHOLE.
- Sarah Hatter

(Sarah is a well-known writer poet, author of such classic hits as Operation Embarrass The Fucking Shit Out Of Myself: ACCOMPLISHED, and other stories. Reproduced without a tittle of permission.)