It lives!

By George

My snatch is tremendous. When I drove away from the place where I had it "inspected", I giggled to myself because a) it's a whopper, b) the engine sounds like a speedboat from Miami Vice, and c) it's FINALLY HERE.

I had to take it back to the shop shortly after because the starter solenoid had fused (so the engine was revving like a psycho) and it was making a scary noise.

The nice man at the shop who had just told me everything was fine gave me a free solenoid.

Fucken' eh!

(Now all I need is the appropriate paperwork, and I'm heading for the hills.)